GOOGLE DOOOOOOOOODLES - PART II : Birthdays (Indians)

SRINIVASA RAMANUJAN's 125th Birthday

M S SUBBULAKSHMI's 97th Birthday

SATYAJIT RAY's 92nd Birthday

M K GANDHI'S Birthday

ANANT PAI's 82nd Birthday

RABINDRANATH TAGORE's Birthday

FUNNY QUOTES by Famous People

Barney Stinson Quotes

 

1. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

2. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!”

3. “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”

4. “Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' their beards, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”

 

5. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

6. “God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

7. “Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let's not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America's laughed enough.”

8. “Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”

9. “Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.”

10. “Here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.

GOOGLE DOOOOOODLES - Part 1

Douglas Adams 61st Birthday

46th Anniversary of Star Trek's first Broadcast

56th Anniversary of JFK's Inauguration

Dr. Martin Luther King Day, 2011

Julius Richard Petri's 161st birthday

200th Anniversary of Gogol

First Day of Summer 2013 (Spain)

40th Anniversary of Moon landing

Pierre de Fermat's 410th birthday

AMAZING HARRY POTTER FACTS

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10 Facts about BOOKS !!

1. One out of every eight letters you read is the letter ‘e’.

2. In 1939 an author named Ernest Vincent wrote a 50,000 word novel called Gadsby. The only thing unusual about the novel is that there is not a single letter ‘e’ in the whole thing.

3. There have been over 20,000 books written about the game of Chess.

4. Perhaps the most uninteresting book ever written is the calculation of pi to two million places, in 800 pages. Just think of the TV special that could be made from this script.

5. In the book, Les Miserables by Victor Hugo is one sentence that is 823 words long. When Vic wrote to his editor inquiring about their opinion of the manuscript, he wrote, “?” They answered, “!”

6. If you stretched out all the shelves in the New York Public Library, they would extend eighty miles. The books most often requested at this library are about drugs, witchcraft, astrology and Shakespeare.

7. Interestingly, William Shakespeare invented the word “hurry.”

8. And speaking of Shakespeare, can you imagine John Wayne reciting Shakespeare? Well, he did one time, and won a Shakespeare contest.

9. The following words were invented by William Shakespeare: boredom disgraceful hostile money’s worth obscene puke perplex on purpose shooting star sneak Until his time, people had to have their conversations without these words.

10. In America, we buy 57 books per second. It would take a shelf 78 miles long to hold all of one day’s books.